theanti90smovement:

as you can see by the amount of bumper stickers on my car i am PISSED off at the government

(via kellyburnsred)

hairychikubi:

affection is dumb and gross 
drown me in it

(via beater-keeper-chaser-seeker)

britishtoatea:

I have literally been waiting for this gifset for all time

(Source: theymightcallmecrazy, via i-am-killjoy)

awesomephilia:

i think dogs have elevator music playing in their heads at all times

(Source: dutchster, via thecumberbutt)

beyonceish:

today i saw a scene couple in the hallway at school and the girl literally stopped kissing him so she could scratch his face and meow into his ear and he barked back i do not pay taxes for this shit 

(via pumpkinspicetardis)

richwhitelesbian:

i dont go on skype anymore. chat with me by screaming as loud as you can into the night sky. i will be listening

(Source: finalfantasyfootball, via jackslenderman)

vitalizinq:

The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them

(Source: rusted-rosepetals, via chief-rumbly-noises)

guy:

me trying to get hmwk done

guy:

me trying to get hmwk done

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via lisaspizza)

momcrotch:

how about getting stabbed

momcrotch:

how about getting stabbed

(Source: samisoffthewall, via technicolourclair)

grinderman2:

*tips fedora at mosquito* m’laria

(via anglelica)

sh4rki:

If there’s one thing I will never understand, it’s the front covers of textbooks.

“Gentleman, how can we best create a cover that displays the core concepts of chemistry and summarizes the contents of the subject?”

“Let’s put a guy with a surfboard on it.”

“Fucking brilliant, Jim.” 

(Source: patientlights, via glitter-and-be-gay)